Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Kean u
Kean u Who?
Kean u let me in? It's getting cold out here!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Scott
Scott Who?
Scott nothing to do with you.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Buddha
Buddha Who?
Buddha this slice of bread for me, will you?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tad
Tad Who?
Tad Ol' devil called love again
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ivan
Ivan Who?
Ivan my money back, give me my money back!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Juicy
Juicy Who?
Juicy what I just saw, juicy it?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zizi
Zizi Who?
Zizi when you know how!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Julie
Julie Who?
Julie your door unlocked all the time?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ida
Ida Who?
Ida your face, you're way too ugly!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Candy
Candy Who?
Candy cow jump over the moon?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sadie
Sadie Who?
Sadie Pledge of Allegiance and be a good American!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Maida
Maida Who?
Maida Force be with you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Eamon
Eamon Who?
Eamon in a good mood today, come right in!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Doris
Doris Who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee
Norma Lee Who?
Norma Lee I don't go around knocking on doors but do you want to buy a vacuum cleaner?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank
Tank Who?
You're welcome!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Wendy
Wendy Who?
Wendy red red robin comes bob bob bobbin'
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dexter
Dexter Who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm fine thanks, Hawaii you?
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pecan
Pecan who?
Pecan someone your own size
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Donna
Donna who?
Donna sit under the apple tree with anyone else but me!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me on my ankle!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
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Can I please have that 3 minutes of my life back?
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