Dec 2, 2011

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Aug 5, 2011

Awesome one liners quotes | Sayings in one line | Awesome status lines

1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

4 The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

5 Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.

6 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

7 We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

8 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

9 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

10 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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11 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

12 War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

13 If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

14 The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

15 Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

16 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

17 If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

18 Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

19 Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.

20 A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

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21 My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

22 I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian

23 If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

24 I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

25 If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

26 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

27 If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

28 Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

29 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

30 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

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31 A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

32 Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

33 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

34 To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

35 A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

36 I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it…so I said “Implants?”

37 Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

38 A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

39 The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

40 Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

41 Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

42 Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

43 The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

44 Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

45 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

46 The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

47 I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

48 Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

49 God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

50 Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.

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51 The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

52 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

53 Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

54 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

55 My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

56 Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.

57 Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

58 It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

59 Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

60 Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

61 You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

62 Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.

63 I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

64 A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.

65 My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.

66 I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

67 Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

68 A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

69 We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

70 You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

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71 I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

72 A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

73 With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

74 Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

75 Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

76 There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.

77 I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

78 Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

79 Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

80 I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

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81 If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!

82 I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

83 When in doubt, mumble.

84 I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

85 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

86 Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an asshole.

87 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

88 A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

89 Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

90 I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

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91 Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

92 You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

93 When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

94 Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”

95 Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone.

96 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

97 If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

98 If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you’ll have trouble putting on your pants.

99 If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.

100 Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.

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Jul 4, 2011

Outdoor Illusion Painted on the barred-fence By Zebrating-​​Art

An interesting outdoor illusion painted on the barred-fence located somewhere in the streets of Mannheim. The artist behind this “constructive vandalism” goes under the name of ZebraThing.

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Jun 29, 2011

Meerschaum :Vintage Pipe finely carved & nicely painted

 As the use of meerschaum pipes Finely Carved & nicely painted color, and very old are more shades of yellow, orange and red colors, Meerschaum or French name for the same substance - écume-de-mer, we call it "sea foam". ...16 more images after the break...

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Jun 28, 2011

Mind Your Step: Creative 3D Illusion Art (Amazing street illusion)

Amazing street illusion created by Erik Johansson looks like a large hole in the middle of Sergels torg public square in Stockholm, Sweden. Creative illusion can be seen in person between June 7th and 12th, 2011. Its seems creative illusion art and the Artist has given the live to the floor. Simply superb..

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Jun 26, 2011

Beautiful Napkin Ring Designs | Stylish Serviette Ring Set

The napkin ring, sometimes called serviette ring, was originally used to identify the napkins of a household between weekly wash days. The standard napkin ring is a simple ring made from skewers. But in these days, we can see more and more exquisite and luxurious napkin rings designs. Some of them are even studded with Swarovski crystals (pretty! pretty!) Here are 11 Modern and Stylish Napkin Ring Designs we collected from the world which will be sure to spice up your dinner table.
1. Ant Napkin Rings Set
So much better than ants taking away your picnic….these ant napkin rings are sure to bring charm and conversation to your dinner table.
2. Starfish Napkin Rings
These fanciful starfish napkin rings are available plated with 14 kt gold and studded with yellow Swarovski crystals. Perfect as a gift or for your own table. Beautifully delivered in a L’Objet presentation box.
3. Lovebirds Napkin Rings
For a bridal shower or for summer entertaining, those lovebirds napkin rings may also be used as placecard holders. Crafted of aluminum, each has a hand-applied patina.
4. Chirp! Napkin Rings
These adorable napkin rings will look great on almost any table setting with its vibrant colors and wire frame detail. Watch your guests dine in delight with this new decorative on your dining table. Also a great idea as a housewarming gift or for any occasion.
5. Coral Napkin Rings
This set of four quality napkin rings features exotic enamel coral accents that bring a splash of vibrant color to each place setting. Also available with platinum plating, the rings are adorned with Swarovski crystals and come presented in a luxury gift box.
6. Mustache Napkin Rings
Each ring is laser cut from acrylic, and the mustaches are made of chalkboard so the rings can double as placecards!
7. Swan inspired napkin holder
This napkin holder holds the napkin the way a lover holds their mate, becoming one with the napkin, embracing it. Made of pure beautiful silver, perfect and graceful. The design of this sculpturistic object is partly inspired by the natural beauty of a swan. The aesthetics compliment the napkin as well as hold it.
8. Cowhide Napkin Rings
Hand-made in Texas with assorted cowhide leather, these unique cowhide napkin holders will bring western charm to your kitchen and dining table. Decorated with silver metal concho for more western look. A great gift for the host or hostess!
9. Leaf Napkin Rings
Leaf Napkin Rings. Extra thick felt gives these leaf-shaped napkin rings a fun fall look. Use them for Thanksgiving or all season long to accent your table and make any autumn dinner more festive.
10. Montana Silversmiths spur napkin rings
Charming character won’t just be coming from the host or hostess when you have these Montana Silversmiths spur napkin rings on the dining table! A wonderful conversation starter.
11. Herb Napkin Rings
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme napkin rings are hand cast using a very special technique which preserves even the smallest details of the original herbs. They are made of solid bronze, then gold plated in an antiqued finish. Ring is approximately 1 5/8″ in diameter.
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