May 4, 2009

9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

It's time to break out the old Do Not Disturb signs. And when that happens, you can only hope that you find one of these 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs to help get your point across to the hotel staff. It's hard to believe considering how many diseases are floating around the average hotel room, but lots of people still like to have sex on their travels.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

9. The Embassy Suites Sign
The "good reason" referenced in this sign is usually that you are busy drowning your sorrows in Funyons and wondering why the girl you met in the bar didn't want to come back to your room with you.


The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

8. The "No Molesten" Sign
Yeah, we know that this probably means something completely innocent in whatever language it is written in. But our minds see what we want them to see and in this case it's a hot girl and a funny Do Not Disturb sign.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

7. The Homemade Sign
You've got to appreciate somebody that takes the time to make their own Do Not Disturb sign AND work hard in bed. Some people are such overachievers. We can't ever be bothered to do either of these things.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

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6. The Threesome Sign
We love this sign because it speaks the universal language of herpes.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

5. The Middle Finger Sign
This sign is great for people who don't want their room cleaned or to take all of their valuables home with them.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

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4. The Hard Rock Hotel Sign
Despite its clever use of lyrics, what really sets this one apart on the funny scale is that behind any door that has this sign hanging on it is a silicon-filled bimbo who actually believes the guy she's banging is a "producer" who's going to put her in movies.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

3. The Cartoon Sign
Nothing says "We're staying in a hotel near a NASCAR race" quite like this door hanger.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

2. The Simple Sign
We love the simplicity of this sign so much that we're considering wearing it around our head as a necklace so that people will leave us alone in our daily life.

The 9 Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs

1. The Cowgirl Sign
Not only is this a funny Do Not Disturb sign, but it also happens to work as a great teaching tool for the maid in case she's wondering how she can get a big tip from you.

2 comments:

Miss.Fortune on 9:56 PM said...

lmao!
if they dont get the point after this..i dont know what else to do

Lady Jane on 9:47 AM said...

This post is in a way offensive. Who cares if someone is having sex. The whole world dosen't need to know this but I can also see why people would find this funny. If someone actually used any of these signs on their door except we all know what "The Do Not Disturb" signs mean, then I think the world is more crazier than I would care to think about.

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