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1. What programming language is GOOGLE developed in?2. What is the expansion of YAHOO?3. What is the expansion of ADIDAS?4. Expansion of Star as in Star TV Network?5. What is expansion of "ICICI?"6. What does "baker's dozen" signify?7. The 1984-85 season. 2nd ODI between India and Pakistan at Sialkot-India210/3...
Sep 26, 2006
Four Legged Chicken
Four legged chick was found by Ryan Dickey, 10 at his home in New Zealand where 14 types of chicken are bred. The little clucker is a Barnevelder chicken and the chick uses its bottom two legs to walk....
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Anything
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly."I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."He returns...
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Pharmaceutical Understanding
A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request and asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"The lady then explained that she needed it to poison her husband. The pharmacist's eyes got big and he...
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Desert Survival
A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert."What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked.Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc. Then one little boy in...
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Call From Hell
Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Robert Mugabe died & went straight to hell.Queen Elizabeth II said "I miss Britain, I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil...
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No Mail
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his blonde neighbour came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house.A little later she came out of his house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it...
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Plane Crash
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing....
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Blind Date
Joe took his blind date to the carnival."What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe."I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was...
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In Hell
Demon: Why so glum?Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell!Demon: It's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. Are you a drinking man?Guy: Sure, I love to drink.Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab and...
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Painful Break Up
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.So the Marine did what any squared-away...
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Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should makethings a little bit clearer.IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.AT WORK............you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.AT WORK...........you...
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Read This Damn Funny
Actual call centre conversations !!!!!Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't getthrough to enquiries, can you help?".Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Samsung...
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Sep 25, 2006
Why Women Cry
A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him."I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."Later the little boy asked...
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Sep 24, 2006
Little Thing
Here is a collection of little things pictures By Cynthia Gr...
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Sep 23, 2006
Colouring Picture In Photoshop
Today I am about to tell you very simple but yet very effective technique to color your or any other foto in photoshop. Get It1. Open grayscale (b/w) picture in photoshop2. select the area by select wizard...
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Sep 21, 2006
What a beautiful peacock!!!
Traditionally, if anyone saw white peacock, your fortune turned better!This is really true.White peacock is the resemble of good luck.Ppl are ready to pay lakhs of rupees to get just one feather of this...
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Sep 20, 2006
Sep 19, 2006
Are you my daddy
He need a father, and his mother needs a manDaddy where are y...
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Sep 18, 2006
Sep 17, 2006
First ophthalmologic investigation
Serious ophthalmologic investigation:What you see...
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Solar Flare Funny Theory
Solar Flare Funny Theory ? There is not a such thing...But do you know a better way to look to the sun...
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Sep 15, 2006
'New rare bird' spotted in India
A new species of bird has been discovered in the north-east of India, according to an ornithological journal. Indian Birds said the rare species has been named Bugun Liocichla - only 14 of these birds...
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Sep 8, 2006
Winter Sucks
This family decided to use the snow to emphasize how much they hate winter.This family decided to use the snow to emphasize how much they hate winter....
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Sep 6, 2006
Drink Coke
A man standing in front of a Coke ad in a suggestive manner What is she drinki...
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Sep 2, 2006
Men Are Better Friends
Women: A wife was not at home for a whole night. S o, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriend's and none of them confirm that.Men: A husband was not at home for a whole night. S o he tells his...
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