Jul 1, 2008

Crazy, Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

A collection of some funny signs from around the world, cleverly put together to tell a crazy story.

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

I didn't "see" this one coming…(sorry couldn't resist). Joking aside, you would think that some people couldn't see signs and take things seriously if you didn't repeat yourself - a lot. Hence…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

I thought that they'd made that crystal clear, but then I went round the corner and saw this…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

It's clear they didn't listen, and when I asked why not, they said, “Listen…”

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

Then rattled on about what they sell at the above shop…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

I said “No thanks, not for me. I only ever have the hard type - if there is a side salad.” However, they said they were flat out of that sort, and were actually waiting for a delivery. So I took out my cigarettes to have a smoke while I waited, but the Manager pointed at the sign…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

I shouted at him, “You could just put up a “No Smoking” sign!” but he said that they couldn't afford one because things were getting expensive these days, and everything had to be cut back…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

The slump in world markets means that even bottomless pits have got to down-scale. Things just ain't what they used to be.

“I ain't eating here no more!” I shouted and stomped out. I knew there was another shop near by that always had fine food. However, when I rode up I noticed they'd put up a new sign…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

Even though I was thankful for the up-front warning, I felt like banging my head against a concrete wall because I was so hungry, tired and frustrated. Then I saw the answer to all my troubles…

Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

…I only hoped that I could get a decent meal first.

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